Cows...bull...beef

With the recent rise of petrol price, I don't think I want to go anywhere and so I made a joke about driving (can I say driving?) a bullock cart instead. I mean all you need is a couple of cows and some hay to feed. Then my friends that were in the conversation via Yahoo Messenger, Judy(at the background giggling), William (got disconnected halfway) and Joel (the one who laugh last), made more jokes out of driving a bullock cart... here's the edited converstion clip.

ME: need to buy hay for my cow
ME: I wonder if I need a driving license to drive a cow powered vehicle or not...
joel: try western...
ME: western grass is more nutricious right?
ME: hmmm...
ME: produce better...bigger cows...
ME: I wonder if I have to pay for parking a bullock cart if park in the parking bay or not
William: hahahah
ME: if I get a ticket...where would the authorities put the ticket? on the horns of the bull?
ME: I'm afraid that the bull might eat the ticket though.
William: haahhaah
William: of course..
joel: you can try to push your cow to move to the max driving speed of 110 kmph
joel: must be a madcow to drive THAT fast
ME: must be a British breed
ME: Japanese breed is synthetic one
ME: darn...I'm enjoying this conversation
joel: YEAH
ME: Malaysian cows never follows the speedometer...so can move very fast..but the cows may have frequent coffee breaks....breakdown mah
William: ahhahahah
ME: australian cows only knows how to go South...
ME: Singapore cows however...needs more hay for motivation...hence kiasu cows
joel: MUAHAHAHA
ME: geeze...I should put these in my blog
joel: HAHAHAHA
ME: Indian cows are too holy to move
ME: chinese cows...are not cows...but imitation...from goats...
ME: French cows won't listen to you when you say "move" in any other language...you have to talk to the French cows in French
ME: American cows...they are big, fat, and produce waste often
joel: MAUHAHAHAHAAA
ME: American cows are primarily meant for fertilizer...not good for pulling a bullock cart
ME: Canadian cows? Too cold to move fast if move at all
ME: good eh? I can almost hear Suresh's laugh from here
ME: I'll post this conversation in my blog
joel: :p
joel: right


Okay folks. Just a joke and nothing more. I hope I won't get flamed TOO badly though. I edited a fair bit (slang and local language are modified) but yeah, please don't flame me too much. Have a good time folks.