Salary...

It was about two years ago when I got this file about 'salary' and I've decided to post it today. Hope you do enjoy this. It cracks me up every single time I read it.

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Salary. Which type do you associate yours with?


Onion Salary: You see it, you grab it...then you cry!

Bastard Salary: Doesn’t help you in anything, just makes you suffer, BUT you can’t live without it!

Diet Salary: Makes you eat less each time

Atheist Salary: You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary: You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary: You don’t know when it’s coming and how long it’ll last

Black Humour Salary: You laugh so you don’t cry!

Conservative Salary: Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary: When you need it the most, it fails you….

Menstrual Salary: Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary: It’s been frozen for 30 years!

Premature Ejaculation Salary: Just when it starts, it’s over!

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So what's mine? Hmmm... difficult. Probably Magic Salary. See you in a bit.